So I was looking for a ritual or recipe for to help me fall asleep faster and I came across this site where people can post their "spells". Some of them are from people who make you wonder how they got so far in life.
~*Become a Vampire- posted by GothKing2010
"Mark the devils cross on the ground of the ritual.
You place the lit candles on the ground and say ''I sell my soul To be a vampire'', If you see a devil or a demon you have to cut yourself as a sacravice and your blood drips on the cross. And It should take your soul of you and you should be a vampire in a few minutes after it."
~*Dark One Cure- posted by LovelyMind
then place crystal in center of floor
chant strip thy of all apeall
throw dirt on crystal
make thy feel what should not feel
lite dirt on fire
now make thy cold as stone
make thy feel all alone
place hair in fire"
~*To kill someone you hate- posted by noelgrey
"if you bite directly to your enemy in a period of 14 days he will die from accident. if you bite in his plants/animals or personal things he will die in sickness for a period of 6 weeks.Say in your mind bad people harvest what you sow. do this spell in 24 hours after you dream if cant find your enemy find trees on your backyard and bite repeating the word bad luck may come to you.if not the spell will come back to your family."
(Really? I didnt know whether to laugh, scoff, or shake my head and wonder how many times this person was dropped on theirs.)
~*Bind a person- posted by germmss007
"while you wrap the object or picture of the person say:
"i bind you (person's name) from harming yourself or harming others"
say until you finish wrapping and maintain the picture or object wrapped for as long as you want that person binded. and keep it in a safe place away from intruders."
(Sound familiar? *Cough* The craft *Cough* XP)
~*Switch Body Spell- posted by xXKSXx
"Look at the opposite persons picture for 1 minute and then hold eachothers hand and chant oh lord give me the power to switch my body that you so generously gave me. and if the spell worked youll wake up in the other persons knowing how to fix this."
These are just some of hundreds of horrible, laughable, downright ridiculous "spells" people have posted. If you dont know about this site, I encourage you to go and check out some of these and find which ones make you giggle.http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells.html