So I was looking for a ritual or recipe for to help me fall asleep faster and I came across this site where people can post their "spells". Some of them are from people who make you wonder how they got so far in life.

~*Become a Vampire- posted by GothKing2010
"Mark the devils cross on the ground of the ritual.
You place the lit candles on the ground and say ''I sell my soul To be a vampire'', If you see a devil or a demon you have to cut yourself as a sacravice and your blood drips on the cross. And It should take your soul of you and you should be a vampire in a few minutes after it."

~*Dark One Cure- posted by LovelyMind
"lite candle
then place crystal in center of floor
chant strip thy of all apeall
throw dirt on crystal
make thy feel what should not feel
lite dirt on fire
now make thy cold as stone
make thy feel all alone
place hair in fire"

~*To kill someone you hate- posted by noelgrey
"if you bite directly to your enemy in a period of 14 days he will die from accident. if you bite in his plants/animals or personal things he will die in sickness for a period of 6 weeks.Say in your mind bad people harvest what you sow. do this spell in 24 hours after you dream if cant find your enemy find trees on your backyard and bite repeating the word bad luck may come to you.if not the spell will come back to your family."
(Really? I didnt know whether to laugh, scoff, or shake my head and wonder how many times this person was dropped on theirs.)

~*Bind a person- posted by germmss007
"while you wrap the object or picture of the person say:
"i bind you (person's name) from harming yourself or harming others"
say until you finish wrapping and maintain the picture or object wrapped for as long as you want that person binded. and keep it in a safe place away from intruders."
(Sound familiar? *Cough* The craft *Cough* XP)

~*Switch Body Spell- posted by xXKSXx
"Look at the opposite persons picture for 1 minute and then hold eachothers hand and chant oh lord give me the power to switch my body that you so generously gave me. and if the spell worked youll wake up in the other persons knowing how to fix this."

These are just some of hundreds of horrible, laughable, downright ridiculous "spells" people have posted. If you dont know about this site, I encourage you to go and check out some of these and find which ones make you giggle.

http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells.html

I had to post this one (its from the same site). This one made me crack up as soon as I saw it.

~*Bigger Breasts- *no name posted*
"Put the water in the bowl and sprinkle in the dirt while repeating the following:

Create a mud, a sticky mess,
In its purpose I must confess,
To grow and swell and not depress,
All that seeks to fill a dress.
You will need as much dirt to make a thick mud in the bowl. Once you have the mud (stir it while you sprinkle in dirt as needed) the magical mud is complete, and anyone who spreads the mud on their chest will have their breasts grow.

An alternative way of casting this spell is to place a necklace in the water and then do the spell. Once done you can rinse the mud off the necklace and wear the necklace. The more someone wears the necklace, the more their breasts will grow.

(That's right, you too can have bigger breasts with this simple spell.)

How do people come up with this stuff? Whatever they are on, I want some.

Heh, I've not had much need to use spells like this that's for sure! Whilst I think some of these are a little "out there" (and wonder why they would be posted on the internet...doesn't seem like very responsible "witching"), if they work for the caster I guess they must have some pretty funky intent and skill.



Believe it or not, this one does actually work! Personally, the wording is a little off for my liking, but binding an image or poppet representation in this fashion can and does work. When I say the wording is a little off for my liking, I mean that I rarely bind people from harming themselves...if I feel strongly enough to do a binding on someone I am obviously going to be ok with a little harm to that person. But that's a personal thing I guess

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Listen and in thine heart engrave my words; Keep closed thine eye and ear 'gainst prejudice;
Of others the example fear; think always for thyself: Consult, deliberate, and freely choose.
Let fools act aimlessly and without cause. Thou shouldst, in the present, contemplate the future.

(The Golden Verses of Pythagoras - D'Olivet)

If these do work for the caster like you said Daisy, I wonder what kind of "vampire" GothKing2010 became lol.

I tried that binding spell in high school to bind someone I didnt like and who didnt like me, but it didnt work. Not very well anywell anyway. I dont think I worded it right lol.

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